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aerrial,
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ccrisscolferr.
A day with my period.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Anonymous asked:
Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
shhhhh.
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dannyrandoms,
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oatmealcreampie-deactivated2011.
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mostlyneverpanicked,
Posted by
mostlyneverpanicked.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts,
Posted by
startcrankingthegenerator-deact.
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dannyrandoms,
Posted by
allthelightsallthelights.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts,
Posted by
mangocianamarch.
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loafcake,
Posted by
dreamingof-faraway.
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whenwewereyoungandwildandfree,
Posted by
oldkb.
